Post by caiaphas on Jul 16, 2007 17:33:19 GMT -5
Must I bother explaining my life to everyone? My God, they ask me continually about it. Bah. I might as well talk about it.
I was born in Assyria in the fall of 2000 BC with the given name Caiaphas Saba Ashkenazi. For those of you that can’t do simple mathematics, I am 4,006 years young. I was born in a city by the Tigris river and had a normal childhood. Nothing too special about it until the year 1965 BC. I was spawned. Yes, spawned. I do not wish to discuss about my maker or sire as you call them nowadays.
My transition from a mortal man to an immortal man was quite simple. He bit me, withdrew my blood to almost the last drop, then revived me. Just like what you people see in the movies, only the movies glam it up to no end. I have traveled quite extensively in this world, mastering many languages and learning about many cultures. I have gotten involved with the occasional scuffle between my Maker and I.
I have almost been killed quite a few times from the sun. I sometimes forget that I am not God and I cannot be seen in the sunlight - or day walkers as they are referred to now. I know at this point you are questioning if I can be killed by garlic, holy water, crucifixes, wooden stakes, decapitation, incineration hawthorn plants, or a branch of wild rose. The answer is simply this: no. Folklores and the media have brainwashed you in believing that I can be killed that easily. I am particularly fond of crucifixes myself. There is the rumor about immortals not entering churches or any sacred place for that matter and for that I say it is not true in the slightest.
I keep the life that I live at night private. I don’t want the girls to fling themselves at me, wanting me to spawn them. I have only spawned two others in the 4,006 years of my existence and that is it. I don’t want other people claiming to be my child or be related to me in any way. I never had children nor was I married when I was mortal and I am damn sure that I do not have children running around now.
Nowadays, I reside in Cachtice Castle near Trencín, in Slovakia. It may ring a bell to some you and it may not with others. Let me refresh your memory. I am in the very same castle that the infamous Countess Erzsébet Báthory resided until her death in 1614. Hence my location, The House of Báthory.
I was born in Assyria in the fall of 2000 BC with the given name Caiaphas Saba Ashkenazi. For those of you that can’t do simple mathematics, I am 4,006 years young. I was born in a city by the Tigris river and had a normal childhood. Nothing too special about it until the year 1965 BC. I was spawned. Yes, spawned. I do not wish to discuss about my maker or sire as you call them nowadays.
My transition from a mortal man to an immortal man was quite simple. He bit me, withdrew my blood to almost the last drop, then revived me. Just like what you people see in the movies, only the movies glam it up to no end. I have traveled quite extensively in this world, mastering many languages and learning about many cultures. I have gotten involved with the occasional scuffle between my Maker and I.
I have almost been killed quite a few times from the sun. I sometimes forget that I am not God and I cannot be seen in the sunlight - or day walkers as they are referred to now. I know at this point you are questioning if I can be killed by garlic, holy water, crucifixes, wooden stakes, decapitation, incineration hawthorn plants, or a branch of wild rose. The answer is simply this: no. Folklores and the media have brainwashed you in believing that I can be killed that easily. I am particularly fond of crucifixes myself. There is the rumor about immortals not entering churches or any sacred place for that matter and for that I say it is not true in the slightest.
I keep the life that I live at night private. I don’t want the girls to fling themselves at me, wanting me to spawn them. I have only spawned two others in the 4,006 years of my existence and that is it. I don’t want other people claiming to be my child or be related to me in any way. I never had children nor was I married when I was mortal and I am damn sure that I do not have children running around now.
Nowadays, I reside in Cachtice Castle near Trencín, in Slovakia. It may ring a bell to some you and it may not with others. Let me refresh your memory. I am in the very same castle that the infamous Countess Erzsébet Báthory resided until her death in 1614. Hence my location, The House of Báthory.